May 2013
snoozlebee:
dekutree:
acceptable pet names:
babe
baby
sweetie
cutie pie
darling
honey
unacceptable pet names:
boo boo sweetie oojy woojy poogy poo
cthulhu
sweet devil prince in the pale moon light
Leslie
floor
2% milk
Ella Fitzgerald
i think you have these mixed up
“Oh baby please call me Cthulu whilst you shit on my face and slap my tits with a flogger.”
[[MORE]]Just be a wall. No one can climb or see past.
But don’t forget to show at least some emotion so it doesn’t look like you’re hiding anything.
That moment when you’re talking about something with someone and you realise they’re neither listening nor care.
That’s hurtful to know someone doesn’t care about what you care about.
But moreso to know that you’re boring the shit out of them.
Anonymous asked: Are you alright? We haven't seen you on in a while, hope you're doing okay.
[[MORE]]Because I feel really down right now.
This blog is pretty much just a vent blog now....
[[MORE]]Sad, remembering how much my mum hates me and pretends the abuse we all endured when I was a kid never happened.
“I had a rough childhood”
“No you didn’t”
…
Sitting in a public cafe, my mum finally says
“I hope I was always a good mother, I was, wasn’t I?”
[You slept through my childhood]
[You told everyone but me how much you...
gothlolita:
im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names
akanedee:
if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever speaking to you again are slim to none because I’ll be so afraid that every little word or sound that comes out of my mouth will aggravate you and make you cringe and hate my existence
naoren:
Okay but
You gotta admit this one looks pretty cool
fucking hell you idiot.
Don’t say that.
Don’t even express that
Oh my god you’re dumb.
March 2013
The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey Alternate Scene
Galadriel: Mithrandir, why the halfling?
Gandalf: Why Bilbo Baggins?
Galadriel: yeah
Gandalf: I dunno. I thought it'd be funny
Galadriel: haha it kinda is
thefantasticdieci:
do you ever just make something for somebody on tumblr BUT THEY DONT REBLOG IT AND ONLY LIKE IT AND YOU FEEL SAD BECAUSE THEY DONT WANT IT ON THEIR TUMBLR
February 2013
This whole “Taylor Swift is a bitch for dissing Harry Styles” thing needs to stop.
Think about it. We’re all dicks. We all do fucking stupid and horrible things to the people we claim we once loved.
We’re all of us asshole humans.
January 2013
Despair and Suicidal Thoughts
samsaranmusing:
I was asked the following by two different friends I will not reveal any identifying information to protect their anonymity:
1. What can you do about chronic feelings of despair; and,
2. What advice do you have for someone feeling suicidal?
I thought the same answer would apply to both questions.
I replied:
“When somebody comes and opens up about suicidal thoughts the...
Drowning in my own swill
I just want to vent and complain and get it off my chest!
But it solves nothing.
