acceptable pet names:
- babe
- baby
- sweetie
- cutie pie
- darling
- honey
unacceptable pet names:
- boo boo sweetie oojy woojy poogy poo
- cthulhu
- sweet devil prince in the pale moon light
- Leslie
- floor
- 2% milk
- Ella Fitzgerald
i think you have these mixed up
“Oh baby please call me Cthulu whilst you shit on my face and slap my tits with a flogger.”
(via anotherdampsquib)
That moment when you’re talking about something with someone and you realise they’re neither listening nor care.
That’s hurtful to know someone doesn’t care about what you care about.
But moreso to know that you’re boring the shit out of them.
“You are much deeper, much broader, much brighter than any idea you could have of yourself.” - Harry Palmer (via shaktilover)
Anonymous asked: Are you alright? We haven't seen you on in a while, hope you're doing okay.
I am reasonably well. Dark times, light times. Inbetween times.
HOW DID SOMEONE GIF THIS AND HOW DID IT GET SO MANY NOTES
SO
QUICKLY
(Source: arabela25, via tyrellofhousetyrell)
(Source: disney-magickingdom, via mydollyaviana)
a juicy round peach waiting to be plucked :)
(via themiddlepane)
98 year old dobri dobrev, a man who lost his hearing in the second world war, walks 10 kilometers from his village in his homemade clothes and leather shoes to the city of sofia, where he spends the day begging for money.
though a well recognized fixture around several of the city’s chruches, known for his prostrations of thanks to all donors, it was only recently discovered that he has donated every penny he has collected — over 40,000 euros — towards the restoration of decaying bulgarian monasteries and churches and the utility bills of orphanages, living entirely off his monthly state pension of 80 euros and the kindness of others.
Wow.
And this is when people say money actually buy happiness, is not, I believe this man is 1000 times more happy than anyone who has the money. The simply things of life and help to other people even when you don’t have anything, is gratifying, and sometimes we forget this.
(via mistercakesblog)
