acceptable pet names:
- cutie pie
unacceptable pet names:
- boo boo sweetie oojy woojy poogy poo
- sweet devil prince in the pale moon light
- 2% milk
- Ella Fitzgerald
i think you have these mixed up
"Oh baby please call me Cthulu whilst you shit on my face and slap my tits with a flogger."
“You are much deeper, much broader, much brighter than any idea you could have of yourself.” - Harry Palmer (via shaktilover)
Anonymous asked: Are you alright? We haven't seen you on in a while, hope you're doing okay.
I am reasonably well. Dark times, light times. Inbetween times.
98 year old dobri dobrev, a man who lost his hearing in the second world war, walks 10 kilometers from his village in his homemade clothes and leather shoes to the city of sofia, where he spends the day begging for money.
though a well recognized fixture around several of the city’s chruches, known for his prostrations of thanks to all donors, it was only recently discovered that he has donated every penny he has collected — over 40,000 euros — towards the restoration of decaying bulgarian monasteries and churches and the utility bills of orphanages, living entirely off his monthly state pension of 80 euros and the kindness of others.
And this is when people say money actually buy happiness, is not, I believe this man is 1000 times more happy than anyone who has the money. The simply things of life and help to other people even when you don’t have anything, is gratifying, and sometimes we forget this.
im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names